it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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