Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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