we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize