I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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