NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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