I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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