Yo dont text me then not text me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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