you thought your balls were fighting each other...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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