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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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