yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I wear drunk well.
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