You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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