he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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