How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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