You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Terrible idea I love it
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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