She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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