If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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