yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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