Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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