I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
worst night to have a conscience
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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