So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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