She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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