Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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