he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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