You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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