do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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