Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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