this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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