it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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