Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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