wakey wakey hands off snakey
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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