The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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