The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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