i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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