STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Everyone says I win the strip club
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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