the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it's great music for shaving your balls
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm getting married
To pizza
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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