I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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