this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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