I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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