Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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