North Korea, Best Korea!
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I want a musical about memes.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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