Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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