Well douche your snatch and let's go!
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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