omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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