no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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