mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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