i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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