she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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