If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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