I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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