i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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