Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Randomize